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One Night In The Woods

The first part of an epic collab project between me and ~Peptic-Pineapple

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Astrid The Were-Squid*****   
“Mrs Barker, I have to say there have been serious concerns raised about the practices of your facility.”   
“It's 'Miss' Barker actually.”   
“Miss, Mrs, regardless the fact remains. I understand you are a privately run maternity clinic specializing in foetal surrogacy but i see no evidence of this fact in spite of glowing reviews and recommendations from your staff and patients. Now, am i to believe you simply conjure babies out of thin air? Where are your surrogate mothers? How can a facility that has such a record rate of surrogacy only have three doctors on staff, and no mid Astrid The Were-Squid
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The Feast Of Maximum Occupancy“Good morning highness, how was the feast?”   
Jessi greeted her mistress with a disjointed affection. What kind of time did she call this, her appointment was at 11, not half three in the afternoon.   
“Urp... pretty good! I do like a good 'Feast of Maximum Occupancy'!”   
“I just wish you'd reconsider holding one every month... and perhaps invite other people...”   
“Pssh, rubbish! Feasts with other people are for poor people! Now let's get this over with, I've got business to attend to...”   
It was time for the queen's “Divine Reassertion” The Feast Of Maximum Occupancy
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iPreg“Ugh... low battery... everything is so damn difficult...”   
BREEP   
Jessica's ipod began slowly to charge. The little red warning light on her face was replaced by an invariably less aggressive little symbol indicating it was plugged in.   
“Too early... in morning... for this crap...”   
Sleep mode is a real bitch. You just get into a pretty good cycle, processors wind down, flash memory switched off, and some ass hat comes along and pushes your buttons. You have to be all chirpy and awake and everything, ready to go and fast as lightening or you'll go in the trash can. Life suck iPreg
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UPDATE

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 9:00 AM
I'm going to re-write the end of Pig of a Pig 2. I'm hugely apologetic, i understand that it's become unnacceptably late, but i do really want to give you all something you'll actually like, and i'm not convinced the story as it stands is that. For those of you curious and foolhardy enough to attempt to read it, once the final version is submitted i'll put the 'alternate original ending' in my scrapbook, but i'm pretty sure you won't enjoy it as much as the original.

So... in the meantime... have a story about a Salford born squid-lady hybrid. It's kinda nice, a bit wordy, but i hope you all enjoy it. I enjoyed writing it, t'was good fun, t'was.

Also, i'm shocked no-one's attempted to translate the russian words at the beginning of 'The Magnetic Terror'. I'm shocked and appalled i am.

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  • Mood: Sorrow
  • Listening to: The sound of departed horses
  • Reading: fan reactions and critiques alike
  • Watching: energy drinks tinkle trip
  • Playing: Mornington Crescent
  • Eating: copper linguine
  • Drinking: >Intervention

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  • Current Residence: Canada
  • Interests: Cake mostly
  • Favourite movie: Amelie
  • Favourite band or musician: The White Stripes
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk Blues
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Pablo Neruda
  • Favourite style of art: Nouvelle Vague
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen
  • Shell of choice: Glib comment
  • Wallpaper of choice: Flip remark
  • Skin of choice: Pisstake
  • Favourite game: Grim Fandango
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tetsuo
  • Personal Quote: Nothing Gold Can Stay
  • Tools of the Trade: Word (to your moms, i came to drop bombs)

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~FireFox02002:iconFireFox02002: Jul 8, 2009, 1:47:23 PM
I do believe I should start keeping an eye on you~

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~Hurt-me-plenty:iconHurt-me-plenty: Jul 8, 2009, 1:49:09 PM
like a naughty, errant child, or like a delicious deviant?

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I don't mind you coming here,
Wasting all my time.
~FireFox02002:iconFireFox02002: Jul 9, 2009, 7:02:48 AM
Uh... Would it reflect me poorly as a person if I said "both"?

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~Hurt-me-plenty:iconHurt-me-plenty: Jul 9, 2009, 2:49:55 PM
Yes, but then again it reflects poorly on me that i wrote all this filth in the first place.

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I don't mind you coming here,
Wasting all my time.
~FireFox02002:iconFireFox02002: Jul 9, 2009, 2:54:39 PM
Dohohoho.

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~Hurt-me-plenty:iconHurt-me-plenty: Jul 8, 2009, 8:31:40 AM
you're very welcome. Would you consider perhaps making one of your lovely pieces of cover art for one of my stories? I'll trade you something in return if you like

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I don't mind you coming here,
Wasting all my time.
~johnnyfog:iconjohnnyfog: Jul 8, 2009, 1:23:01 PM
Ok, awesome. I was planning to, anyway. :clap:

...But I don't really know what to trade for. Requesting commissions isn't my style either, so I guess it'll be a freebie by default.
~Hurt-me-plenty:iconHurt-me-plenty: Jul 8, 2009, 1:28:40 PM
i'll write you something nice, if you fancy me writing something specific, based on a picture or what not, just let me know!

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I don't mind you coming here,
Wasting all my time.
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